#EAT SHIT AND DIE DUKE NUKEM SKIN#

Your military of your future should have time-travel technology. I went back and fought them! But my time machine was destroyed, and now I can no longer chase them through time! As a result of their tampering your timeline will face temporal disruption. Now hear me, aliens have traveled to the past, trying to change history. Victorian Duke: I'm you genius, only back in time.

Дuke: Who the hell are you? My evil twin?.

#EAT SHIT AND DIE DUKE NUKEM SKIN#

'Lizard skin is great for makin boots!'.Hanky? (after jumping down a well in the western story) Mmmm! Who wants bacon with the eggs? /After killing Pig Cops/.Little pig, Little pig let me in? Or I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll kick your ass in!.You make a great belt (after killing a lizard).What the hell are you waiting for? Christmas? (after waiting for too long).(pronounced in a southern accent when in the western story) The bigger they are, the harder they bleed!.Looks like it's TIME TO KILL! (when you 1st start the game).I love the smell of bacon in the morning.I got no time to bleed! (I remember this in Duke3D.Hey! Get your ass out of here, Rubbe, and bring me back my chicks!.Is it true that you Roman girls have Roman hands? Heh heh heh heh.Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your chicks.Time to Kill (all from Wikiquote and IMDB) Look boss! De plane, de plane! (Famous line of Tattoo, a character from 'Fantasy Island').Your ass is grass, and I've got the weed-wacker!.What are you? Some bottom-feeding, scum-sucking, algae-eater?.You're an inspiration for birth control.My boot, your face the perfect couple.I like a good cigarвЂ¦and a bad womanвЂ¦ (Might be an unused line but I'm not sure.It should've worked when trying to use the Balls of Steel arcades) I've got balls of steel! (Famous line but I think it's unused.Get away from her, you bitch! (An unused line, I think).It may have been said when he drinks toilet water for health) вЂ¦and I thought cigars tasted bad! (Most likely an unused line.And I thought 10 guns was hard to carry! (May be an unused line).It may have been used when the NVG are used) Nuke'em till they glow, then shoot 'em in the dark.I'm gonna put the smack dab on your ass!.I'm gonna get medieval on your asses! (line is from Pulp Fiction).Come get some! (This is one of Ash Williams' lines in 'Army of Darkness').Groovy! (This is said by Ash in Evil Dead 2).Hail to the king, baby! (Trademark line of Duke, though this is actually another one of Ash Williams' lines in 'Army of Darkness').Your face, your ass, what's the difference?.It's time to abort your whole freaking species!.Look's like it's time for me to go Postal!.Yippee Ki Yay, you mother fucker! (John McClane's line from 'Diehard').Harr, matey! Someone's gonna take a long walk off the short gang plank!.Nobody jacks with our independence! (reference to the movie, 'Independence Day).Someone's gonna freakin pay for screwin up my vacation!.Unknown Woman: Aww, come back to bed, Duke! I have ready for some action, nowww! After some few days of R&R, I'll be ready for some more action! It's just you and me, you one-eyed freak!.Playing the breastвЂ¦ uhвЂ¦ the best tunes in town! Damn, that's the second time those alien bastards shot up my ride!.I ain't afraid of no quake! (This was made in response to Quake which was supposed to be released to be soon).It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum.I'm coming back to town, and the last thing that's gonna go through your mind before you dieвЂ¦ is my size- 13 boot! I'm gonna rip yer head off and shit down your neck!.Now this is a force to be reckoned with!.(The first line is a reference to the last words spoken from the alien warrior in 'Predator') That is one doomed space marine.Дuke Nukem: I'm Duke Nukem and I'm coming to get the rest of you alien bastards!.[Damn, I'm should've known those alien maggots booby-trapped this sub.Hmmm, don't have time to play with myself.

Damn, those alien bastards are gonna pay for shootin up my ride!.Forget it metal breath, I'll just kick your butt and still have time to watch Oprah.Дuke Nukem 3D (the unused quotes were found in Wikiquote and IMDB).

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